Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

dodoing out 

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

dodoing out by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

wiener work 

A lightweight description of the often increased need for direct and sustained penile stimulation sometimes required in order to have sex as we age.

Hey there, my amazing lover, how about a little wiener work first?

wiener work by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Esalen junkie 

Someone who is unable to resist the temptation of the ocean cliffside massages, moon-lit midnight hot tubbing, being entirely in the moment and being able to do a lot of it naked that is as accessible as this astounding location on the Central Coast of California.

The monk like extended silences and floating nude under a full moon is the lifeblood of the Esalen junkie.

Esalen junkie by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

rattification 

When something is approved, such as a requested cell move, after a prison rat informs on one of his previous homies in order to get what he wants.

Yessiree, after the rattification process is complete, you’ll have your long awaited exclusive weenie row cell.

rattification by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

double flip 

When a person flips the bird, double fisted for emphasis.

On fire as a result of being on the receiving end of a well-timed double flip, it occurred to her that she totally deserved it.

double flip by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

diddle the dog 

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

diddle the dog by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Son of Sam Syndrome

When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.

I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.

Son of Sam Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019