cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

zombie inlanders

An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.

Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2023

botcommers

A nickname for those who profit from the automated programs used to remotely engage in social media.

My neighbor is one of those insufferably snooty twentysomething botcommers who actually believes that his prolific income is generated by something interesting or respectable.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

ratstink

An expression of disgust sometimes used as a nickname for someone who is disgusting.

All I can say about him is that he is the epitome of ratstink.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

grand mal tweetstorm

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019