Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

big bird diplomacy

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

changing the channel

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

fuckiphino

A cross between a fuck and a rhino that when loosely translated means that the utterer has absolutely no clue.

Well fuckiphino, there’s really no actual answer if you ask me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

workplace bait and switch

When you are hired by an organization and are told that your position is one big adventure to get you to accept less pay but it turns out to be a boring assignment that is much less interesting and glamorous.

I was charmed and brown-nosed all through the interview and then hired to do the work of a near-god, but I quickly discovered that I was the newest victim of their workplace bait and switch scam.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

transdelusional

An adjective describing the transfer of a delusional belief system, either to an individual or to a mass of people.

The process occurring between Trump and this wayward mass of Republicans may best be described as transdelusional.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2018

Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020