Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

prison of the mind

A reference to how the mind can be the greatest potential prison, sometimes much greater than the razor wire variety.

You cannot escape the prison of the mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Ivory Tower Syndrome

A syndrome affecting the dedicated academic who stays up in the tower studying and writing and avoiding the rest of the world but which often results in a profound disconnection from others.

That guy has an advanced case of Ivory Tower Syndrome which may account for his paralyzing shyness.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

out farting in the rain

A euphemism for having nothing important to do and a lot of free time.

He’s probably out farting in the rain!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019

sleep hole

A sudden state of deep sleep that lasts for only a moment and which causes total loss of muscle control resulting in a situation such as having your elbow fall off the edge of your desk when your arm is holding your head up.

I was so sleep-deprived that I fell into a precipitous sleep hole just as the teacher called on me, it was seriously embarrassing!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019