ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.

I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

FABCOM

In psychology, specifically used when scoring a response in an administered Rorschach Test, indicating an impossible relationship the test-taker has imposed between two or more objects identified in discrete areas of the ink blot.

Let’s just say he’s a real FABCOM kind of guy and that means he’s imaginative as hell but may not necessarily be fatherhood material if you catch my drift!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2021

Fiber Boy

A playful nickname given to a poster boy for seriously heavy consumption of dietary fiber.

We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Baby Donald

Once thought to be an innocent cartoon duck inspired by Disney but now more widely recognized to be the 45th U.S. President.

You can tune in to Baby Donald throwing one of his well-known tantrums on TV and on Twitter most days of the week.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 08, 2019

yapmonster

A term reserved for what is usually a neglected canine whose pathetic constant yapping has terrorized the neighborhood.

I have a plan to kidnap and relocate that little yapmonster and place him with someone who will actually care about the little sweetheart!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

dodoing out

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019

blig

A blog that is insufferably ignorant.

For weeks I couldn’t back off reading his straight up preposterous thoughts and opinions thoughtlessly spewed in his insanely misinformed and self-absorbed blig which should take the Stupid Award for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019