Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

The Petagon

The headquarters building of the United States Animal Companions Department of Defense, located alongside The Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia.

We took our furchildren Fifi and Foofoo, to visit The Petagon so they could see this very hallowed of historic buildings and tell their puppies about it one day.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2021

nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.

When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

trumpetblowers

A catchy nickname for the profusion of whistleblowers who are sounding more like a trumpet now.

The Trumpster has certainly brought the patriot trumpetblowers, en masse, out of the woodwork!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci

An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2023

simple tool

A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.

On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

self-object

A noun, used in self psychology, referring to one’s experience of another person (object), as part of, rather than as separate or independent from, one’s self, particularly when the object’s actions affirm one’s narcissistic wellbeing.

She most certainly does affirm me, she is the love of my life and she happens to be a most highly valued self-object!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021