Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

flying rabbit paradigm 

A way of describing a profoundly loose framework of laws and theories in which just about anything you can imagine can potentially happen.

It was clear that she had been living inside of a flying rabbit paradigm since childhood.

flying rabbit paradigm by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

coronacampus 

A virtual “campus” that is a remote, online one, springing up during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I’m headed off to the coronacampus to meet with my college buds!

coronacampus by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

barktard 

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

guiltism 

The entrenched belief that everything is entirely your fault.

I grew up with guiltism and it has always worked for me!

guiltism by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

midnight bark brigade 

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!

midnight bark brigade by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

left wing pandemic 

A right wing extremist belief that the COVID-19 pandemic was started by a left wing conspiracy to topple Trump.

This is a left wing pandemic born in a Wuhan lab and we all know it!

left wing pandemic by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.

So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!

Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020