Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

carpet snorter 

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

carpet snorter by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

scam people 

Those folks who present themselves as fine, upstanding citizens but who are really the filthiest and most damaging dregs of society.

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell are the ultimate examples of scam people, they are at the epicenter of the dark underbelly of our world.

scam people by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder 

A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when you’ve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.

I wasn’t even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!

Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

grungy funkin’ it 

Something you do when you go out into the world, usually with tight friends, not giving a rat’s ass how you are perceived visually or olfactorily because you are just that incredibly cool.

An intentional bastardization of the actual Macklemore and Lewis term sounding much like “grungy funkin’ it” in their hella tight anthem to thrift shopping called “Thrift Shop.”

grungy funkin’ it by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

money doesn’t talk, it swears 

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

money doesn’t talk, it swears by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Buddy Therapy 

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.

I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!

Buddy Therapy by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020