dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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megahookjob

That unexpected feat, with help from the wealthiest Russians, of packaging the likes of Donald Trump as a savior to the disenfranchised blue collar masses.
That well orchestrated megahookjob effectively caught my whole family, one by one, like blind fish in a barrel.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 06, 2021
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fiber family

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.
The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2019
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car mitzvah

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
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goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.
Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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