Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
the benefits of being an asshole
A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.
The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.
the benefits of being an asshole by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
turd literate
turd literate by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Yucko the Clown
A onetime sad-sack clown who eventually was run out of the circus circuit on a rail because he had such horrifically bad breath that nobody could stomach being around him.
Alas, I once knew Yucko the Clown, he was even voted “Most Pathetic Circus Entertainer of the Year” right before he became a worldwide laughingstock.
Yucko the Clown by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
BoJo the Clown
A nickname coined for the UK’s onetime Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, because he consistently came across as such a blundering clown.
Oh let’s just get rid of BoJo the Clown, he is a laughingstock and his circus act will most certainly fold with a vote of no confidence.
BoJo the Clown by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
that Bezey motherfucker
An increasingly popular slang-nickname for that most talented wizard of Amazon and Whole Foods, Jeff Bezos, since he is such a master of profit and so consequently some people can’t stomach his business models and like to disparage his devotion to the dollar-god.
Yeah, I just spent another hour on the phone with Amazon trying to get my money back from a third-party seller for something I’ve never received, so since this has happened before, I asked to speak directly with that Bezey motherfucker!
that Bezey motherfucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
angel in a man’s body
A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.
I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!
angel in a man’s body by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
soup of incompetence
A descriptive phrase used to indicate that an organization is comprised of people who, as a collective, are entirely incapable of getting anything done that they set out to do because as a whole, they are completely incompetent.
I’ve worked for the state for much of my life and have experienced the obscene soup of incompetence that exists and which thereby wastes everyone’s hard-earned tax dollars.
soup of incompetence by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023