Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.

Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Costconaut

Slang term for someone who bravely ventures deep into the inner spaces of the Costco Universe in the middle of the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Dad is our designated Costconaut and we appreciate his willingness to go!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2020

Pussytown, USA

Anyplace a person can go where getting laid is almost guaranteed.

We should hit that joint man, it’s smack in the middle of Pussytown, USA.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Lover in Chief

A mocking nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I’m in love and you’re in love and we’re all in love together, oozed the Lover in Chief at a recent gathering of euphoric would-be Kool Aid drinkers.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

prison ninjas

Slang nickname for prison employees who work in the ISU (Investigative Services Unit) of the prison.

We‘ve got top notch spies here, you don’t work shoulder to shoulder with the prison ninjas, but they are here and they do a damn good job.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019