Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

smilefucker 

A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.

I used to go out with that smilefucker and he seriously never turns that shit off.

smilefucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.

I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?

fuckface asshole by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

cashmasher 

A person who can’t hold onto their money.

Sadly he was unable to pocket anything; money ran like water through the fingers of that cashmasher.

cashmasher by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Paid Latinos for Trump 

A small group of Arizona Hispanics who’ve been bribed to say they’re for the re-election of the Racist in Chief.

Paid Latinos for Trump ooze love for him now that they’ve got air conditioning!

Paid Latinos for Trump by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019

playfriend 

A friend who is not a real friend.

I walked back to my desk unexpectedly and there was my playfriend sitting at my desk, feet propped up and eating my food!

playfriend by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019

carrot mind 

The capacity to keep doing something difficult by imagining you’ll get that carrot eventually.

Most who are working in a job they despise have some degree of carrot mind going on.

carrot mind by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019

Flag Fucker in Chief 

One of the more popular nicknames used for the 45th President of the United States.

That night he was hugging the flag, we watched the Flag Fucker in Chief lose all self control; he thought we had all left.

Flag Fucker in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019