Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

rubber rabbit 

A fake, battery operated rabbit made of rubber, used to prank dogs, hawks and hunters, just for a laugh.

He aimed his rifle right at its head and upper torso, proceeding to blow the rubber rabbit into a million ridiculous pieces in front of all his doubled-over buddies.

rubber rabbit by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Barr Code 

The code of conduct of Attorney General William Barr that amounts to loyalty at all costs to the Commander in Cheat.

There is no doubt that the Barr Code exists; it means that the AG has pledged to cover up the web of lies and underlying greed that currently defines the American Presidency.

Barr Code by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.

Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!

surfuckingprise by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

fake government 

A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.

This fake government has been steadily crumbling from the inside out ever since its inception.

fake government by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Simpleton in Chief 

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

Simpleton in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

knock her up! 

The favorite chant of 45’s “base” once he makes pussy grabbing his top administrative priority.

As he stood at the podium wearing his MAGA cap and getting a blowjob from a twenty-something supporter, the crowd’s chant of “knock her up!” was deafening.

knock her up! by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

handfarting 

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019