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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

steamin’ Trump dump 

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.
The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

fake first family 

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
fake first family by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

sphinctascope 

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
sphinctascope by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

President Dildo 

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.
My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!
President Dildo by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

self-inflicted Giuliani wound 

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

Dumb and Dumber

Originally a 1994 comedy film about two imbeciles played by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels but now more commonly a popular nickname for the two Ukrainians working for the Mobster in Chief through his current fixer, Rudy Bananas.
Both Lev And Igor had a powerful reaction to the perceived cultural disparagement taking place when they were referred to as “Dumb and Dumber” by the American public.
Dumb and Dumber by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

incrementalism 

The slippery slope that often causes generally principled people to slide into unethical behavior.
Although we have all come to understand that the Fraudster in Chief has no internal ethics compass to begin with, it seems more likely that many of the lifelong public servants who wound up in his thugsphere fell victim to what philosopher Jonathan Glover describes as the following process: “Incrementalism is how we slide into participation by imperceptible degrees so there is never the sense of a frontier being crossed.”
incrementalism by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019