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ew-ah
Ew, as pronounced by dumbass valleygirls.
Instead of just saying ew, these mentally deficient females add an unncessary "Aaahh" to the word to make sure we all know how disgusted they are.
Also works... with no-awwh, etc.
Instead of just saying ew, these mentally deficient females add an unncessary "Aaahh" to the word to make sure we all know how disgusted they are.
Also works... with no-awwh, etc.
ew-ah by Downvoting Victim August 10, 2005
Uhh, Steve
Coined by Brian "The Dark Lord" Chamberlain, AKA The DLC.
Originally it was used by the Dark Lord to complain about a ruling by the DM that caused him to say, not do nearly as much damage as he expected to in D&D.
Now it is more of a word generally used to question anything that seems illogical, out of place, ironic, or hypocritical.
Originally it was used by the Dark Lord to complain about a ruling by the DM that caused him to say, not do nearly as much damage as he expected to in D&D.
Now it is more of a word generally used to question anything that seems illogical, out of place, ironic, or hypocritical.
Early Usage (Circa 2001-2003)
DLC: I cast LIGHTNING BOLT on the group of **name of monster we're fighting**!
*rolls a bunch of dice*
I do 32 Damage. Ahh...
Steve (DM): The lighting seems like it SHOULD have hurt them... but they don't appear hurt.
DLC: Uhh... Steve, **name of monsters** aren't immune to lightning spells... unless... oh CRAP! In PLAYER I know what we're fighting, but my character doesn't know! Dammit. *Arrogant look.*
Later example (2004-05)
Me: Max, a pound of feathers weighs less than a pound of bricks.
Max: Uhh, Steve... they're both a pound...
DLC: I cast LIGHTNING BOLT on the group of **name of monster we're fighting**!
*rolls a bunch of dice*
I do 32 Damage. Ahh...
Steve (DM): The lighting seems like it SHOULD have hurt them... but they don't appear hurt.
DLC: Uhh... Steve, **name of monsters** aren't immune to lightning spells... unless... oh CRAP! In PLAYER I know what we're fighting, but my character doesn't know! Dammit. *Arrogant look.*
Later example (2004-05)
Me: Max, a pound of feathers weighs less than a pound of bricks.
Max: Uhh, Steve... they're both a pound...
Uhh, Steve by Downvoting Victim March 10, 2005
Bill Mueller
Starting third baseman for the Boston Red Sox.
He began his career with the Giants (1996-2000) was traded to the Cubs (2001-2002) played again for the Giants in September 2002, and then has been with the pRed Sox] ever since (2003-Present)
He has a career .292 batting average with 72 home runs, one less than Barry Bonds hit in a single year.
He has hit 31 of his 72 career home runs in the last two years with 19 in 2003 and 12 in 2004 (in only about 100 games)
Another similar player is Mark Loretta
He began his career with the Giants (1996-2000) was traded to the Cubs (2001-2002) played again for the Giants in September 2002, and then has been with the pRed Sox] ever since (2003-Present)
He has a career .292 batting average with 72 home runs, one less than Barry Bonds hit in a single year.
He has hit 31 of his 72 career home runs in the last two years with 19 in 2003 and 12 in 2004 (in only about 100 games)
Another similar player is Mark Loretta
Bill Mueller is my favorite baseball player. He reminds me of Wade Boggs with a bit less less batting average and a bit more power.
If he keeps hitting like he did in 2003 for 5-6 more years maybe he'll have an outside chance at the HOF
If he keeps hitting like he did in 2003 for 5-6 more years maybe he'll have an outside chance at the HOF
Bill Mueller by Downvoting Victim March 8, 2005
sneak attack
A rogue ability learned at level 1.
Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.
Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.
*nasal scratchy voice*
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.
He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.
He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.
sneak attack by Downvoting Victim February 17, 2005
gass
Gass means bad or crappy, generally used to refer to "Magic the Gathering" decks. The only guy who actually uses this word is a short, overweight male named "Chet" who never showers and spends all day and night spamming various messageboards. He is IP banned from five of said sites. He usually goes on as Raymoooond.
From Bertman:
Your deck is gass, James. Evan worse if how playordraw would insult the intelligence of its readers and post this pile. But then again, considering this is playordraw, my expectations shouln't be very high to start with.
Im not going to go into all the details since you are a nobody james, and this article is rather trivial. However, your playtesting is subpar. You might as well be playtesting against precons. Freshmaker? WTF? Big red? Horrible. What about U W or bidding? Oh right..judging by your decklist the result for those matchups are implied..scoop...lol
I suggest you PM a mod James to delete your account and all traces of your existance from the MTG community so none has to endure the agony I just endured.
Your deck is gass, James. Evan worse if how playordraw would insult the intelligence of its readers and post this pile. But then again, considering this is playordraw, my expectations shouln't be very high to start with.
Im not going to go into all the details since you are a nobody james, and this article is rather trivial. However, your playtesting is subpar. You might as well be playtesting against precons. Freshmaker? WTF? Big red? Horrible. What about U W or bidding? Oh right..judging by your decklist the result for those matchups are implied..scoop...lol
I suggest you PM a mod James to delete your account and all traces of your existance from the MTG community so none has to endure the agony I just endured.
gass by Downvoting Victim February 16, 2005
captaintrips
captaintrips by Downvoting Victim February 15, 2005