duh-weeb

Dweeb spelled phonetically so dweebs can find it.

Duh-weebs are the last ones to know that they are dweebs because they can't find the definition of the word.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

sweat equity

The work one invests in a business venture.

I may not have much capital, but I have a lot of sweat equity.

by Downstrike June 03, 2004

Logos

1. From Greek, literally "the word". (See God's Word.)

Not to be confused with, or pronounced as, the plural form of logo.

2. Not quite as ancient as #1, but a really old programming language.

Logos didn't have time to learn Logos.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 02, 2006

Heart Of Gold

(fiction) One-of-kind starship, shaped like an extremely large white running shoe, powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive.

At the heart of the Heart Of Gold is a heart of gold.

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 17, 2004

octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

by Downstrike October 08, 2006