pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

Faith Healer

An awful thing to name someone.

I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?

by Downstrike November 14, 2004

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

duh-weebs

The plural form of duh-weeb, you duh-weeb!

There sure are a lot of duh-weebs!

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

Downey

George Lucas' high school alma matre, the home of the Downey Ducks. He renamed Downey High School, Dewey High School in American Graffiti to avoid lawsuits.

Downey students like to think they're Downey Knights, but that just doesn't have the same ring to it as Downey Ducks, and students at all the other schools around them don't let them forget it!

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Californiese

The dialect of slang spoken only in California.

Peeps outside of California probably never even heard of the California Aquesuct, so they wouldn't bother to use such Californiese terminology.

by Downstrike December 24, 2004