Downstrike's definitions

Parliament

1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.

I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

moralphobia

The irrational insecurity felt by moralphobes; people living alternative lifestyles who realize that others find their lifestyles morally repugnant. Usual symptoms include retaliatory labeling with words such as homophobia and intolerance, and duh-weebish abuse of the recommend for deletion link.

The predictable political, (see politics), moralphobic response is to curb free speech and promote intolerance of the expression of moral values dissenting from their own.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

bagyerface

Valspeak for, so ugly you wish they'd put a bag over their face.

Ohmygod! He is so bagyerface!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

hang together

1. To hang out together, as in a clique, either out of loyalty or attraction to one another, out of disdain for others, or out of desperation when no one else will hang with you.

2. To take the heat together, either out of loyalty to one another, or when given no choice. Derives from the stereotypical lynching, which involves hanging from a noose.

1. No one else will have them, so the duh-weebs hang together.

2. If a lynch mob finds you with that perv when they catch him, you'll hang together.

by Downstrike August 30, 2005

capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

by Downstrike October 6, 2004

enough already

A sarcastic way of saying, please stop now, before I become violent.

Enough already! Can't you see that you're annoying people?

by Downstrike May 29, 2004