Definitions by Douglas Wayne

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

Conan O'Brian by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

caulking 

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

caulking by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petrie dish 

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

petrie dish by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

baby shoes 

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

baby shoes by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

hornswaggling 

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

hornswaggling by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Stylist 

The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.

You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.

Stylist by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hollister 

Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.

Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.

Hollister by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006