Douglas Wayne's definitions

Rudy

Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue.

Hey "Rudy" way to go champ, you really got lucky this time.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

baby shoes

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hollister

Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.

Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Big Gulp

When you are getting a blow job and teh girl doesn't want you to come in her mouth, then you don't tell her when you do cum in her mouth and then pull a piece of duct tape off your back that was hiding and put it over her lips, and punch her in the stomach so she swallows.

I was so tired of Robin not swallowing during blow jobs that I made her do the Big Gulp. Just hid a piece of tape on my back and then let the juices flow.

by Douglas Wayne October 6, 2006