Definitions by Doug W.

honey cunt 

term of endearment for that special someone.

hey honey cunt, pass the potatoes please

honey cunt by Doug W. February 14, 2008

suds'd up wacker 

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

suds'd up wacker by Doug W. February 13, 2008

ultra- gay 

1.the highest level of homosexuality that one can achieve.
2.in hospital terminology one who wears bright white sneakers with dark blue or black scrubs.
3. A man who drives an ambiguously gay car with a straight face.

Your so ultra- gay when you heard it was raining cocks you left your umbrella at home

ultra- gay by Doug W. February 12, 2008

taint skimmer 

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

taint skimmer by Doug W. February 12, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

making maps of hawaii by Doug W. February 12, 2008

manta ray 

the appearance of a manta ray's mouth in the vaginal region produced when a husky woman wears spandex or any other tight fitting lightweight material.

nice bike shorts tubby, it looks like your smuggling a manta ray

manta ray by Doug W. February 12, 2008

bullnose 

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

bullnose by Doug W. February 12, 2008