Doug W.'s definitions

bone rider

a dude that likes a penis in his mangina so deep that he always volunteers to be on top

wow i never realized that steve would grow up to be such a bone rider

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

honkin bobo

clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

honey cunt

term of endearment for that special someone.

hey honey cunt, pass the potatoes please

by Doug W. February 14, 2008

bullnose

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008