manta ray

the appearance of a manta ray's mouth in the vaginal region produced when a husky woman wears spandex or any other tight fitting lightweight material.

nice bike shorts tubby, it looks like your smuggling a manta ray

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

suds'd up wacker

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

worm wrangler

derogatory term for a homo who likes group sex

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

by Doug W. February 13, 2008