bone rider

a dude that likes a penis in his mangina so deep that he always volunteers to be on top

wow i never realized that steve would grow up to be such a bone rider

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

honkin bobo

clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

peter hawk

a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them

dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

ultra- gay

1.the highest level of homosexuality that one can achieve.
2.in hospital terminology one who wears bright white sneakers with dark blue or black scrubs.
3. A man who drives an ambiguously gay car with a straight face.

Your so ultra- gay when you heard it was raining cocks you left your umbrella at home

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

suds'd up wacker

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008