Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
by Doug May 21, 2008
A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".
One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
by Doug March 12, 2004
by doug January 21, 2004
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by Doug January 23, 2005
by Doug April 11, 2004
The act or process of pushing your cock down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. If you push too far down, the head of your dick gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. Then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. It can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.
An all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:
‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’
‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’
by doug April 08, 2003