Doos Jarus's definitions

brainkup

the brain after a breakup

My cognition has been all over to some interesting, novel places since May's brainkup.

by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

allyfe

allies for life

You b' my allyfe--my all, 'n' everything--most beautiful woman?!

by Doos Jarus January 29, 2021

Quarning

A quarantine warning, particularly during pandemic times

The government issued a quarning in response to coronavirus.

by Doos Jarus March 25, 2020

freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

ad homimen

a logical fallacy in which one attacks men, not their respective claims

After considering Voltaire's dictum--"the perfect is the enemy of the good"--I almost just went after Voltaire himself, but avoided the ad homimen.

by Doos Jarus December 29, 2020