Quarning

A quarantine warning, particularly during pandemic times

The government issued a quarning in response to coronavirus.

by Doos Jarus March 26, 2020

ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 05, 2021

reflexivcise

reflexive exercise

Yoga is the epitome of reflexivcise, encouraging mindful body movement.

by Doos Jarus January 16, 2021

irtual

the virtual version of "actual"; i.e., to "virtual" as "actual" is to "factual"

While the actual constitutes the factual, the irtual comprises the virtual.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 02, 2021

headvy

adj. the state of being heavy-headed

"Dudette--you've been studying *WAY* too much! Stop thinking so much. You'll get headvy; your body will drag down to the floor..."

by Doos Jarus May 12, 2020

freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020