Doos Jarus's definitions

freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

social justice king

A male leader of societal transformation

Key social justice kings range from Darrow the "Slave King" in *Red Rising*, to Martin Luther King, Jr. himself.

by Doos Jarus May 1, 2021

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020

Origogy

An original trilogy

Several sci-fi series have an origogy, for instance Star Wars and Red Rising.

by Doos Jarus January 11, 2021

Binoccupy

occupation of binoculars by a ghost, possibly one's deceased spouse

The ghost of our home's last owner might binoccupy this pair of zoom lens.

by Doos Jarus July 18, 2020

dumbterfuge

dumb subterfuge

Playing games with one another can be a form of dumbterfuge, as much as it could be an expression of ludic love.

by Doos Jarus April 10, 2021

headvy

adj. the state of being heavy-headed

"Dudette--you've been studying *WAY* too much! Stop thinking so much. You'll get headvy; your body will drag down to the floor..."

by Doos Jarus May 12, 2020