Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Doos Jarus

irtual

the virtual version of "actual"; i.e., to "virtual" as "actual" is to "factual"

While the actual constitutes the factual, the irtual comprises the virtual.

irtual by Doos Jarus December 27, 2020

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Frugals can be hot, but fruguys also know to save their money.

fruguy by Doos Jarus December 27, 2020

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My Charismas was ratchet and wild--my persona was on-point!

Charismas by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

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My cognition has been all over to some interesting, novel places since May's brainkup.

brainkup by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

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When she told me to go away, I reluctantly enjoyed my exillent.

exillent by Doos Jarus December 23, 2020

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a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

meninpause by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020

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submitting to a mountain by returning to its summit after a climb

People have died attempting to climb Mt. Everest because they did not submmit in time.

submmit by Doos Jarus December 18, 2020

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