Definitions by Dodger of Zion

Barney 

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

Barney by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004

Utopia 

A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING!

I went to Utopia today and saw another BCS thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads!

Utopia by Dodger Of Zion June 29, 2004

Buck Star 

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.

I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.

Buck Star by Dodger of Zion June 8, 2004

quarter life crisis 

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

quarter life crisis by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004

silver shamrock 

Overused internet saying, started by the Clock Crew. It's meant to be a substitute for LOL, because Dwarfinator got banned for saying LOL on the NG boards. Taken from a costume company in the Halloween movies.

Silver Shamrock, that's awesome!

silver shamrock by Dodger of Zion January 12, 2004

TrickY 

A clown that likes to expose his Pen0r. See Clock Crew

"It's Tricky clown! He exploded!"

TrickY by Dodger of Zion July 21, 2003

dot com 

A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.

The dotcom boom has been over since 2000, dude.

dot com by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003