quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.
My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.
by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004
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cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
by Dodger of Zion November 16, 2010
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Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.
He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.
by Dodger of Zion January 17, 2008
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Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.
The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.
by Dodger of Zion July 16, 2011
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TrickY

A clown that likes to expose his Pen0r. See Clock Crew
"It's Tricky clown! He exploded!"
by Dodger of Zion July 22, 2003
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Nick Frost

Born 28 March 1972, he is an actor best known in the UK for the Channel 4 show Spaced, and in the US for the film Shaun of the Dead.
"Men have an unspoken telepathy, a biological connection between male psyches. Whether they know each other or not, put a group of them together, always the same." - Nick Frost as Mike Watts in Spaced.
by Dodger of Zion March 30, 2005
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deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.
A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.
by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003
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