Dodger of Zion's definitions
The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.
by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022
 Get the human malwaremug.
Get the human malwaremug. To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
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by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011
 Get the wwebsite as on the internetmug.
Get the wwebsite as on the internetmug. The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.
Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!
by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010
 Get the Florida Feetmug.
Get the Florida Feetmug. A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010
 Get the cactus assmug.
Get the cactus assmug. A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.
by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003
 Get the dot commug.
Get the dot commug. The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier.  Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004
 Get the Barneymug.
Get the Barneymug. A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.
by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003
 Get the deadbeat dadmug.
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