Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

Florida Feet

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.

Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!

by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010

Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 07, 2022

TrickY

A clown that likes to expose his Pen0r. See Clock Crew

"It's Tricky clown! He exploded!"

by Dodger of Zion July 21, 2003

The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.

"The Void is coming!"

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003