24 definitions by Dodger Of Zion

jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger Of Zion May 22, 2007

silver shamrock

Overused internet saying, started by the Clock Crew. It's meant to be a substitute for LOL, because Dwarfinator got banned for saying LOL on the NG boards. Taken from a costume company in the Halloween movies.

Silver Shamrock, that's awesome!

by Dodger Of Zion January 13, 2004

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger Of Zion January 8, 2022

dot commerce

Business done over the internet.

"Amazon.com deals in a lot of dot commerce daily."

by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003

Buck Star

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.

I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.

by Dodger Of Zion June 9, 2004

The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.

"The Void is coming!"

by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003

quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004