Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".
"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"
by Doc Evil July 26, 2003
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frack

"Aw frack and feldercarb!!!"
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Znort

A mispelling of "Snort" used in association of cocaine use.
"You better stop Zortin' dat P, bro!"
by Doc Evil July 23, 2003
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Redshirtted

A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.

Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.
"Roger just got totally redshirted. He's gotta clean up the bathroom that the toilet backed up in"
by Doc Evil March 12, 2005
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Scan

"Wow! Scan that hot babe over there!"
by Doc Evil July 26, 2003
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Sensors locked

To scope out an attractive member of the opposite sex.
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Crunchy Frogs

One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
by Doc Evil January 04, 2006
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