Feldercarb

Bullshit. Originated on the original "Battlestar Galactica" program.

"Read what the Sci-Fi Channel has planned for the 'Battlestar Galactica' revival? Man, what a load of FELDERCARB!"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

tragic

What Paramount is trying to pass off as Star Trek these days.

See also: Star Trek fans who will gobble up anything Paramount shits in their mouths and not only begs for more, but defends it like a wife would her abusve husband.

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

flatch

Short for "Flatuence"

"Did you just flatch?"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Crunchy Frogs

One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.

Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

by Doc Evil July 28, 2008

Take a wazzer

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Scan this

Another way to call attention to something.

"Yo, Lister, scan this new definition on Urban Dictionary!"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

Fox

The nickname given to Craig T. Nelson's character on "Coach"

See also: Dauber, Luther.

by doc Evil July 26, 2003