DizzyLizzy's definitions

rehab

A fancy hotel suite full of celebrites with ''drug addictions''

A: Oh, I went to the loveliest hotel this weekend. I met Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Britney Spears

B: Don't you mean rehab?

by DizzyLizzy March 14, 2007

captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

masshole

One who drives like a jerk, doesn't know how to drive, or drives really slow. These people are from Massachusetts (hence the term masshole)

I missed my exit cause the masshole in front of me was talking on his cellphone

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

coke nail

A term used to refer a long pinky nail for coke addicts sniffing coke

Damn it my coke nail broke!

by DizzyLizzy February 10, 2007

prom night

The night most people lose thier virginty/get pregant

damn fucking prom night

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

american idol

A crappy reality show where bratty kids overbutcher songs sung by the greatest legends alive like Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross. What's even worse is that horny 11-year girls vote for the crappiest singer in the universe and support this gay ass show. The highlight of the show is when that bitch Paula slaps Simon for like the 89th time in a row. God FOX really does suck

Contestant:If youu were mah girll oh oh yah!

Randy: Yah dawg wasn't feeling it

Fuck you guy

11 year old bitch: LYK OMG THAT GUY IS SOO HAWT EVEN THO HE CAN'T SING IMMA VOTE FOR HIM A GABILLION TIMES!

american idol is coorperate shit

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

fat stall

The handicapped stall in a public restroom

I feel like using the fat stall today

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007