Definitions by DirtyWaterbury
jew tree
1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
jew tree by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
scarlet fever blanket
a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.
I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.
scarlet fever blanket by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
lollipops and rainbows
super optimistic and oblivious state of mind, especially common in the naive. origin: Wizard of Oz references.
She was all lollipops and rainbows after she opened her college acceptance letter... just wait until she finds out how much its going to cost though.
lollipops and rainbows by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
refund rich
someone who fronts and blows their money (on new purchases) after getting their tax refund, but is well known to be financially irresponsible and whines how broke they are the other 11 months of the year.
Jay can't really afford that new TV... he is just refund rich.. he'll be crying broke again in a couple weeks.
refund rich by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
unsubscribe
a simple, rude, one word response to an unnecessarily long email thread, usually evolving into an unwarranted tangential conversation.
unsubscribe by DirtyWaterbury September 3, 2016
hovercraft
hovercraft by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014