19 definitions by DirtyWaterbury

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016

itoldyouso

Person you has that I-told-you-so attitude in the way they point out a mistake.

Ok team we need to fix the mistake for that itoldyouso. He's right, but I simply cant stand the way that arrogant customer points out the flaws with our product.

by DirtyWaterbury February 7, 2020

lollipops and rainbows

super optimistic and oblivious state of mind, especially common in the naive. origin: Wizard of Oz references.

She was all lollipops and rainbows after she opened her college acceptance letter... just wait until she finds out how much its going to cost though.

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016

con ref

Dishonesty when giving a job reference with the hope of convincing them to take your bad employee off your hands.

When they called, gave them a con ref so they would take Bob. It would be cheaper and less awkward than firing him.

by DirtyWaterbury March 8, 2019

hit by the bus

Phrase used when evaluating how much risk exists in a (software) project, more specifically, if project success is too dependent upon any one principal team member. Closely related to "bus factor".

What if Eugene is hit by the bus, who will approve Git pull requests?

by DirtyWaterbury March 8, 2019