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plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.
See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the plumb smugglersmug.

no pisser

A task so urgent that not even a bathroom break is possible until it is complete.
He knew that correcting the mistake in the (soon to be delivered) presentation slides would be a no pisser.
by DirtyWaterbury February 11, 2019
mugGet the no pissermug.

dis ref

Job reference that is secretly a dis. Perhaps from a co-worker that privately doesn't respect your professional skills. or your current boss provides dis information because they don't want you to leave the company.
Maybe I didn't get that new job because Richard gave them a dis ref.
by DirtyWaterbury March 7, 2019
mugGet the dis refmug.

scarlet fever blanket

a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.
I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the scarlet fever blanketmug.

prius pride

beaming with the pride of driving a Prius. Typically wont shut up about how much MPG they get. Perhaps making smug comments that are rooted in thoughts that they are better person than you because they are “saving the environment.”
Consumed in their Prius Pride, they are oblivious to the reality of everyone else on highway laughing at them for driving such a fugly, small, under-powered rollerskate of a car.
by DirtyWaterbury November 23, 2016
mugGet the prius pridemug.

hovercraft

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.
You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.
by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014
mugGet the hovercraftmug.

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