Definitions by DirtyWaterbury

prius pride 

beaming with the pride of driving a Prius. Typically wont shut up about how much MPG they get. Perhaps making smug comments that are rooted in thoughts that they are better person than you because they are “saving the environment.”

Consumed in their Prius Pride, they are oblivious to the reality of everyone else on highway laughing at them for driving such a fugly, small, under-powered rollerskate of a car.

prius pride by DirtyWaterbury November 23, 2016

road boob 

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

road boob by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

santa breath 

horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions

Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.

santa breath by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

loose off the goose 

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

loose off the goose by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

stalkerific

how valuable a tool is in the acting of stalking someone.

I find Instagram most stalkerific.

stalkerific by DirtyWaterbury September 8, 2016

plumb smugglers 

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.

See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.

plumb smugglers by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

break-out day 

first warm sunny day on a college campus during the spring semester (typically March) where most females first break out their tank tops and the like to flaunt their pale cleavage. First day where all the white chicks lay out on random spots on the grass trying start their base tan, but get burnt.

Dude, I bet all these chickens get sunburned on break-out day this afternoon. I love break-out day... check out all these fun bags!

break-out day by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016