DirtyWaterbury's definitions

hovercraft

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014

loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

santa breath

horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions

Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

prius pride

beaming with the pride of driving a Prius. Typically wont shut up about how much MPG they get. Perhaps making smug comments that are rooted in thoughts that they are better person than you because they are “saving the environment.”

Consumed in their Prius Pride, they are oblivious to the reality of everyone else on highway laughing at them for driving such a fugly, small, under-powered rollerskate of a car.

by DirtyWaterbury November 23, 2016

itoldyouso

Person you has that I-told-you-so attitude in the way they point out a mistake.

Ok team we need to fix the mistake for that itoldyouso. He's right, but I simply cant stand the way that arrogant customer points out the flaws with our product.

by DirtyWaterbury February 7, 2020

stalkerific

how valuable a tool is in the acting of stalking someone.

I find Instagram most stalkerific.

by DirtyWaterbury September 8, 2016