latin: Mictus pluvia
The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
Urine has never gotten the attention it deserves in the sexual world. Sure, it's great for expelling waste, but did you know that it's also great for spraying bathing girls in a golden shower?
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
Get the Golden Shower mug.A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a man who can deliver a perfect pearl necklace. Holding and releasing. The warm beads evenly spaced. The faint aroma. The matching earrings.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
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In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
In this group sex act, one man penetrates, or "doggies," a woman from behind while another gets a blowjob in front. During their exertions, the man--jubilant over their good fortune--reach up and high-five each other, thus forming an Eiffel Tower-like shape with their outstretched arms.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I use Eiffel Tower on all my teams to build teamwork and camaraderie. If a couple of my players start fighting, I'll grab the waterboy and tell him to bend over and start sucking until my players learn to work together as a team. When that high-five happens, I know it's all coming together.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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