Skip to main content

Dirty Buck Nasty's definitions

Dirty Sanchez

A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.
Dirty Sanchez had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Sanchezmug.

Cherry Cream Pie

latin: strages

An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
mugGet the Cherry Cream Piemug.

Hot Lips Houlihan

latin: ferveo labia

A great way to spice things up in the bedroom--literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or "rooster" sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman's vagina. The man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. Originally conceived and coined in the Louisiana bayou, Hot Lips Houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
We love us some spicy food. That's why we like Hot Lips Houlihan, taking that south of the border taste, well, south of the border really heated up the old bedroom. Nothing will make you as frisky as second-degree burns."
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
mugGet the Hot Lips Houlihanmug.

Golden Shower

latin: Mictus pluvia
The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
Urine has never gotten the attention it deserves in the sexual world. Sure, it's great for expelling waste, but did you know that it's also great for spraying bathing girls in a golden shower?
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
mugGet the Golden Showermug.

hot lunch

latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
mugGet the hot lunchmug.

Birmingham Booty Call

latin: Dico lino

Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
mugGet the Birmingham Booty Callmug.

alabama hot pocket

latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
mugGet the alabama hot pocketmug.

Share this definition