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Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.
Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
Get the Testicule mug.When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
Get the Lava shits mug.When you have to take a dump and the toilet seat is a mess and there is nothing around to clean it, take some toilet paper and arrange them on the toilet seat. This gives a nice clean surface to sit on, protecting you from the nasty stains, sweat, and hair. When done properly, it will look like a nest. Before building the nest, always make sure theres enough toilet paper so you can whipe afterwards.
Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Brian: god dammit, Chris left some shit stains and ass hair on the toilet seat. Hopefully theres enough shit tickets to build the nest.
by Dirty Antwan August 26, 2025
Get the Build The Nest mug.Brandon: Bro, Landon is laughing so hard! He better not piss himself.
Crandon: He better do a rain check just to make sure.
Crandon: He better do a rain check just to make sure.
by Dirty Antwan November 16, 2025
Get the Rain Check mug.A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!
by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
Get the Testicle Massage mug.1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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