Definitions by Dirty Antwan

Flat tire

When a woman with large mamms (often implants) facaplants into the ground, but her bags take the brunt of the damage, popping one or both of them. This often leaves her chest saggy, giving the presence of a flat tire.

"Yo I just witnessed Josie slip on some black ice on her way out of my crib. Looks like she had a flat tire, if ya know what I mean."

Flat tire by Dirty Antwan May 26, 2026

Dick digestion

When someone chomps off your cock and swallows it. Their body breaks it down like a summer saisage and they shit it out. Often done on accident, and often done on purpose.

Jamille: bro I heard Jaquavious just got his cock bit off my some fat bitch last night, I bet she be digesting his dick rite now. She be doing some dick digestion

Dick digestion by Dirty Antwan May 26, 2026

Four night stand

When you enjoy the one night stand so much, you have a two night stand. The two night stand was amazing, so you go back for a third night stand. You forget your shirt at her place, so you go for a fourth night stand. A fourth night stand is the act of hooking up with the same partner for a fourth time, even though the intention was to do it only once.

Brad: Bro, I had a one night stand with Kiara, and it was so fucking good I went back for seconds. But after that, I really wanted thirds, so I went back there. Before I left, I "forgot my shirt", and now I am going back for fourths, a four night stand.

Four night stand by Dirty Antwan May 13, 2026

Dick disaster

When something irreversible happens to the dick. Often ends in loss of the dick, or extreme dick injury. Often happens to people who should keep their hands away from tools and equipment.

Chuck: I once witnessed my co-lead Pete drop the soldering iron on his lap, which ended up melting through his shorts, and eventually, his dick. Was one of the most traumatic dick disasters I have ever witnessed.

Clevis: My brother Levis was working on his car, and accidentally pinched his dick while removing the driveshaft from the transaxle. It fell right into it, busting his balls and all. Was a dick disaster for the books.

Dick disaster by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

Dickular damage

When you injure your pee pee. Often done on accident. Often ends in loss of dick, or extreme injury of dick. Often happens to blue collar individuals or DIYers.

Brad: bro i just saw Shane drop the circular saw on his crotch while cutting a plank of wood on his lap. He suffered major dickular damage. What a dumbass!

Patrick: I was in the garage heating up a piece of metal in the vise, and it fell onto my crotch and melted through my shorts. My cock ended up burning in half. Major dickular damage was done, and now my flag is at half staff.

Dickular damage by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

Shit fingers

What you call a person who likes to stick their fingers down their pants to give their ass hole a good itch. This often leads to their hands smelling like ass and shit crumbs get stuck under their finger nails. If they lick their fingers clean afterwards, they can now be called shit lips or shit mouth.

Tyrone: Bro, I caught Wendel sticking his fingers in his ass while sitting at his desk. No wonder why his desk smells like shit. Fuckin shit fingers...

Shit fingers by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

Testicule

Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.

Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!

Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.

Testicule by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025