floater

A turd that won't flush.

'Bill, you left a floater in there! You could at least have put some paper on top!'
'I flushed it twice. It must be a king among floaters!'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

duchess

to eavesdrop on someone at a computer by putting your chin on their shoulder
(derives from the Duchess resting her shin on Alice's shoulder in Alice in Wonderland

Stop duchessing me, Wyatt! You can have the computer in a minute!

by DippiusDappus October 10, 2017

ooze

To drag or push through the mud, literally or metaphorically.

They took that guy to the edge of the swamp and oozed him for two hours.
She hired a smart lawyer who really oozed her ex.

by DippiusDappus February 28, 2019