MABATE

The abbreviation for Masturbate or just something you say when you do not know what you are going to do that day.

Hey JOe what are you doing today?
Mabatin'!
shut up joe

by dip December 09, 2004

assumption

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

by dip June 28, 2004

Oh my gawww

When something is disgustingly cute and to make fun of it you say this thus making a mockery of whatever was said

My boyfriend took me out for a dinner and movie
Oh my Gawwwwwwww!
shut up

by dip December 09, 2004

Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.

Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

by dip April 04, 2009

get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

by dip December 09, 2004

Mieh

An exclamation of mediocrity.

Mieh ----------> :-\

by dip June 11, 2006

Cascading Bailure

When making plans with a group, if one person bails, so will multiple others.

We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.

by dip April 24, 2016