Definitions by Dip

get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

get the boner out of your eye by dip December 9, 2004

hungy 

1.) Hungry to the point of cannibalistic cravings.
2.) Desire to eat fish tacos.

Comes from being so hungry that you cannot logically type or pronounce the word... you also end us saying "hungy" whenever you are muff diving.

at one point i go so hungy i decided i would hunt down all those damned middle schoolers and eat them

hungy by Dip November 7, 2004

yo dip 

a greeting invented and applied by the dips, used to aknowledge a fellow dip. It can also be used and a word of praise, agreement, and encouragement. See dip for for information.

Dip 1: i just got back from camp and i empregnated 13 girls + casey's mom ... at the same time
Dip 2: YO DIP!

yo dip by dip September 1, 2004

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004

self-improvement 

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...

Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...

self-improvement by dip June 29, 2004

assumption 

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

assumption by dip June 28, 2004

salsa ish 

Medium salsa mixed with grated cheese. Eaten with chips preferable tostito's. Enjoyed and invented by the dips.

I went over dips house yesterday and had some salsa ish

salsa ish by dip June 27, 2004