Dillon Farnum's definitions

John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 23, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.

With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic

When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players

by Dillon Farnum March 28, 2005

Nationalist

One who believes that an ethnic group should be ruled by their own kind, not a foreign government

If it were not for nationalism, Germany would still be in about 20 pieces, and Austria would be a major world power

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

actor

A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money

Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends

by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005

Chef

Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons

The Horror...The Horror...

by Dillon Farnum December 17, 2004

Ward Churchill

Hate to say it, but he's kind of right

We Americans need to look at the things we've done to other countries before we invade others because of the things that have been done to us

by Dillon Farnum March 21, 2005

Vida Guerra

The girl from the Burger King Commercial with the "Nice Caboose"

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

by Dillon Farnum March 30, 2005