18 definition by Dillon Farnum

The greatest catchphrase ever
An lo! The Lord entered the burger joint, and wisenly spake, "Eeeeeeeeeh"

-Happy Days 3:14
by Dillon Farnum January 25, 2005

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All of his songs sound the same
What song is this?

It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway
by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

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Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons
The Horror...The Horror...
by Dillon Farnum December 17, 2004

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A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money
Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends
by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him

Get it? He blew his brains out with a shotgun
by Dillon Farnum June 20, 2005

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Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.

With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players
by Dillon Farnum March 28, 2005

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Ruined pirates forever
Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole
by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005

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