Definitions by Dilbert

Extrovert

A person who loudly takes credit for the work and ideas of an introvert. Often found in management roles.

Not to be confused with leader.

Extrovert: “Hey team, why don’t we just pivot our strategy and leverage our synergies?”
Everyone: “Great idea!! We’re so lucky to have such a brilliant visionary leader!”
Introvert (silently): Yeah, I proposed that in my email two weeks ago...with a detailed analysis of pros and cons...

Extrovert by Dilbert June 12, 2018

poric

somebody who has a fetish for ear shagging. lol

Your a fucking poric

poric by dilbert May 13, 2005

businessman 

A man or women who has the ability to con employees to continue to work for them under apauling conditions to continue developing the same business under different names for them so that they can con customers into purchasing a product or service that never delivers what it intended too whilst inventing new ways of creating takeovers so that they can justify not paying commissions to their agents or sales people.

Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.

businessman by Dilbert October 21, 2004

reh 

it's like rah but with an e.

"reh, shes so fine!"

reh by dilbert July 24, 2004

Scruton 

Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.

"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."

Scruton by Dilbert June 21, 2004

pazzan 

An overseas callcentre worker

I called my bank today, the guy I spoke to there was such a stupid pazzan, not like us yanks at all

pazzan by Dilbert February 1, 2004

dildo 

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

dildo by Dilbert December 1, 2003