Diggity Monkeez's definitions

She-mail

E-mail for a female.

Danielle received some she-mail in her inbox.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004

Gonzo

Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.

Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Baltimore Oriole

Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.

Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!

Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!

by Diggity Monkeez February 2, 2005

Render

To leave in a certain state, usually a negative one.

Quincy was rendered helpless after the quick lassoing by Darren.

by Diggity Monkeez April 24, 2005

Spit

1) To release non-gaseous substances from the mouth; to expactorate.
This includes saliva, water, chewing tobacco, etc.

2) Saliva.

3) To proverbiably make a grand show of disrespect towards values, rules, ideas, etc. Followed by 'on', 'upon', etc.

1) I was kicked out of the restaurant for spitting in the flower vase.

2) Randy drools while he sleeps, which explains the large puddle of spit on and around his desk.

3) After hearing me out, Randy spat upon my values and lied to his mother about the muddy hiking boots.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Bud

A treeflower that is preparing to blossom.

Diggity Monkeez: What's up, bud?

Bud: Not much. Here's hoping I don't get eaten by any birds.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Sore

1) In pain from a previous injury. When sore, there is still some pain, but it is gradually decreasing.

2) An injury that is healing slowly.

3) Upset about an incident that took place some time ago.

1) I'm sore from that basketball game; I think I need to condition myself better.

2) That sore on your leg is still there, eh?

3) Lonnie's pretty sore about the fact that Mitch broke his bike.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005