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MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.
The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.
by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005
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when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

No, seriously...

Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.
by Diggity Monkeez November 25, 2004
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The apostrophe can:

1) substitute for a word/space in a contraction.

2) show possession when placed at the end of a word and followed by 's', save for words that end in 's' or the word 'its'.

3) be used instead of a 'g' in the progressive tense (is doing, was doing, etc.).
1) He's climbing pretty rapidly.

2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained.

3) I'm checkin' e-mail.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
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1) To knock a person off of his/her feet, or to stun (eaxaggeration).
My statement about the latest stock market developments floored him; he was stunned.

Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.
by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005
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1) To say/speak.

2) Complete, full; in reference to abstract concepts, rather than objects.
1) Strangely enough, Albert didn't utter a word after his convincing victory.

2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried.
by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005
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The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.
And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."
by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005
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