Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Rocko's Modern Life 

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

Rocko's Modern Life by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

Russian 

Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.

Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.

Russian by Diggity Monkeez December 14, 2004

Essential 

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

Essential by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Sourpuss 

A surly character who is rather unfriendly and occasionally antisocial.

What a sourpuss! I said hello and he walked right on by without acknowledging me!

Sourpuss by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

Poem by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

E-Mail 

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

E-Mail by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Ghostbusters 

Group of special agents who specialize in the capture and apprehension of ghosts, demons, cretins, evil spirits, etc. Ghostbusters should be called whenever paranormal activities are suspected, including when there is something strange in the neighborhood or an invisible man sleeping in your bed.

The refrigerator had become possessed, so I called the Ghostbusters.

Ghostbusters by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004