Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Nader

A man who runs for U.S. President each election year as a third-party candidate.

Nader figures that since he runs every year, he's going to have to win sometime.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Hate

1) To despise. Hatred can rarely be resolved; it is one of man's strongest emotions.

2) To be upset with somebody for a week or so.

1) Jews and Muslims in Israel and the surrounding areas hate each other.

2) I've hated Carlos ever since I heard that he was talking about me behind my back.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Laos

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.

No, I've never been to Laos.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Yahoo!

1) Declaration of joy.

2) Seach engine/life engine.

1)
Gretchen: Look on the bottom of this milk carton: "You have won one (1) free hip surgery."

Marty: Yahoo! We finally hit it big, sis!

2) I use Yahoo! to receive e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005