Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Spelling Bee

Spelling competition for grades four through eight.

I almost one my school's spelling be twice, but fell short both times.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

NL

MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.

The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Cell Phone

The cell phone, one of the greatest things to come out of the 1980s, is one of the new millenium's most popular trends. Cell phones provide communication from almost anywhere, like in a mall, on a bus, in school, on an irplane, or even while driving!

Cell phones allow people to talk loudly and obnoxiously from miles away, as opposed to only while in the same room.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

Underhanded

Cheap (not referring to money); unfair.

His underhanded business deals subjected him to a taxing amount of government scrutiny.

by Diggity Monkeez February 15, 2005

Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Babe

1) Legendary giant, blue ox who travelled the Great Plains with renowned giant Paul Bunyan.

2) First-ever recorded sheep-herding pig.

3) Baseball player regarded as the greatest ever at his sport.

1) Babe and Paul Bunyan were both giants.

2) After fearing he would be eaten, Babe felt all the more determined to prove his doubters wrong.

3) When Babe joined the Yankees, he had already won three World Series(es?); he went on to win four more.

by Diggity Monkeez April 7, 2005

Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005