Definitions by Diggity Monkeez
Padres
San Diego's baseball team. The Padres were notoriously bad intheir first decade of existnce, the 1970s, before winning their first NL pennant in 1984. After having an up-and-down 90s, the Padres appeared to be headed for a decade of failure by finishing last in the NL West from 2000-2003. However, the team turned things around in 2004, dumping the orange/blue color combination for a new, deep blue/tan combo. This switch was made to signify the organization's turnaround with their new ballpark, PETCO Park. The Padres did indeed play well in 2004, staying in playoff contention until September's final weeks.
The Padres were originally owned by Ray Kroc, the original owner of the McDonald's franchise, but won their first NL pennant after his death in January 1984.
Padres by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005
Shifty
Shifty by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005
Ninety Six
Ninety Six by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
Sportspickle.com
Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.
Sportspickle.com by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
Golden Opportunity
I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.
Golden Opportunity by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
Grand Marshall
Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.
Grand Marshall by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005