Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?

Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Drive Up a Wall

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Dead

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.

2) No longer entertaining. Over.

3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.

2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.

3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")

by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005

FAO Schwarz

A toy store in New York City that went out of business a couple of years ago. The toys were incredibly expensive but deservedly so. The store was made up of giant sections, devoted to jungle animals, Legos (Legoes?), Star Wars, and candy.

FAO Schwarz was like a giant palace straight out of a child's dream.

by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005

Intercom

Between more than one member of the Soviet Union.

There was an Intercom meeting last week in St. Petersberg.

by Diggity Monkeez April 16, 2005