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Intellectualism

The desire to appear more intelligent, to be viewed as an intellectual. Common among teenagers, especially high-schoolers.

Intellectualism is composed of three tiers:

The first tier can be split into two groups. One group consists of junior poets and psychologists, those who think the have the world 'figured out'. This group generally believes that they are under far more stress than the average student, thus giving them more experience than their peers. The second first-tier group is made up of honors students. These students feel that, as honors students, they should sound the part. Thus, they try to add large words to their vocabulary, and go out of their way to tell others about their latest 'intellectual' endeavors, such as reading a book or watching the History Channel.

The second tier consists of those who dislike the first first-tier group. Oftentimes, members of this group view poetry and 'psychology' as lame attempts to appear intelligent (which, in theory, is correct). However, the second tier also tries to take unpopular stances in arguments, knowing that they have nothing to lose. After all, if they lose the argument, they were arguing an impossible point of view and put up a valiant effort. In their favor, the second tier is, on a whole, smarter than the first first-tier group, but really beats the intellectual theory to death. Also, they fail to realize that there are very few children who think that they are smarter than others solely on the grounds that they deal with more stress.
There is a surprising amount of these people that post on UrbanDictionary.com.

And the third tier, I suppose, consists of those who think that they have the second tier figured out. I put myself into this group, but I can't really think of any others in it with me. I'm sure that there are others, but they aren't snooty enough to talk openly about it.
This definition, I suppose, is an example of intellectualism.
by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005
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ASL

Age, sex, and location. Usually in the form of a question.

Asking for a chatter's ASL lets you know a little about the person you are talking to. However, it is looked down upon by many, who feel that the term is associated with losers who spend all of their time on the internet.
We don't ask for ASLs here- it's an internet cliché.
by Diggity Monkeez August 27, 2005
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Stink

1) To smell bad.

2) To be bad.
1) This cabbage stinks.

2) This TV show stinks.
by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005
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Bloatsburg

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.
Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.
by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005
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The Cold Shoulder

A tool of rejection in which the giver completely ignores the receiever, thereby giving him/her the 'cold shoulder'.
Delilah gave me the proverbial cold shoulder yesterday at work, not even regarding my presence in the copy room.
by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005
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Cheesed Off

Marty's stalling has got me cheesed off.
by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005
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FAQ

Frequently asked question. Often provided by websites, where nobody is there in person to help you with questions you have regarding the site's purpose and capabilities.
Here's a list of the website's FAQs.
by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005
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