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Brontosaurus

An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.
Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?
by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005
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Waste of Time

Activity that is not worth doing. Spending time doing it only wastes the time spent on it; very little is accomplished.
Wash the chalk off of the driveway? What a waste of time!
by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005
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Buttinski

Originally a short, loudmouthed Polish man (first name unknown). Buttinski was famous for giving advice. As a matter of fact, it was rumored (rumoured?) that he was soon to be the royal family's advisor. However, Buttinski's advice soon went too far. In his first week on the job, he convinced Poland to join a war involving three other European countries. After Poland loss innumerable soldies in said war, Buttinski told the royals that they made a major mistake by joining the war. The queen blew up, demanding that Buttinski be punished. After all, it was Buttinski who recommended joining the war. The king, who was something of a whipping boy, listened to his queen, and ordered Buttinski executed.

After news of Buttinski's execution had spread throughout all of Europe, the nickname "Buttinski" was used to imply that somebody's constant butting in could lead to their downfall. In those days, it was used as a warning.

However, as the 17th century began, Buttinski became more of a sarcastic label. When somebody would enter conversations without permission, they began to get called "Buttinskis" (Buttinskies?). It was used basically to show the meddling person that they were uninvited to a certain conversation.

The meaning is virtually the same nowadays, but friendlier. It still shows the person that they butt in to conversations too often, but it doesn't mean that the person should leave.
Get out of here, Buttinski. You weren't invited into this talk.
by Diggity Monkeez June 14, 2004
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Advertising

Their latest advertising offered me 20% off of all of my dry cleaning, but I kept my pride and threw the coupon in the trash.
by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005
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Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.
I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.
Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.
by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005
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Leading Off

1) Straying off of your base while waiting for the pitcher to deliver the pitch.

2) Hitting in the top position of the batting order.

3) Starting off your team's offensive half-inning at bat.
1) Mora was leading far off of first base, allowing him to get a good jump and steal second.

2) Even though he had shown little control of the strike zone, Reyes still led off for the Mets against Carpenter.

3) After making a difficult running catch to end the seventh inning, Rowand led off the top of the eighth with a double in the left-centerfield gap.
by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005
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