Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Rout

1) To defeat soundly.

2) A sound defeat.

1) Unfortunately, we were nonetheless routed in the championship game by Wortsford.

2) The game wasn't anywhere near close; we won by so much that even calling it a rout would be generous.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Raul Mondesi

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

...

Signals the voice trailing off.

I'll see you tomorrow...

by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

North

Towards the top of the Earth, the North Pole.

Frederick lives two miles north of me.

by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

Get Out

Expression of disbelief, usually over something too good to be true. A phrase containing 'get out' usually ends with an exclamation point.

Bruno: And so all of the digits matched! That's 2.5 million right there, dude!

Ed: Get out! That's awesome!

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005