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Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Brontosaurus 

An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.
Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?
Brontosaurus by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Durango Doug 

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.
Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.
Durango Doug by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005
Instead of saying 'height', a few people use this 'word'.
Firpo: What is the heighth of this building? It's gotta be close to the record.

Morris: I don't think that I'd be going out on a limb by saying that 'heighth' isn't in any dictionaries.
Heighth by Diggity Monkeez March 15, 2005
Long, boring, often meaningless rambling. Drivel can be, but rarely is, ranted.
Nathan: Was the club meeting fun?

Lyle: Are you kidding? All Dex did was complain that we're not working hard enough, and how that leads to a lack of production, and eventually we're going to have to disband, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I almost fell asleep in the middle of his drivel!

Nathan: I wasn't kidding. And couldn't your speech be considered 'drivel'?
Drivel by Diggity Monkeez March 15, 2005
1) To speak for a long time in a boring manner.

2) A robot that walks and has arms and legs; can be used to describe people that are considered lifeless or bland.
1) And he was droning on and on about how our t-shirts need to be more original...

2) Timothy: That drone might get us with his laser vision!

2) Tim: Look at those drones not wearing extremely bright/dark colors! That's not unique at all! That's lame!
Drone by Diggity Monkeez March 15, 2005
1) To knock a person off of his/her feet, or to stun (eaxaggeration).
My statement about the latest stock market developments floored him; he was stunned.

Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.
Floor by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005

Knowledgeable 

I am knowledgeable about baseball and birds.