Diggity Monkeez's definitions

April Fools' Day

The best day of the year to wear sandals.

Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!

Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

Typo

A computer misspelling in which the author knows how to correctly spell the word, but accidentally pushes the wrong key(s) while typing the word.

I spelled 'malcontent' as 'malcntent', but my spell-checker caught the error.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Slavery

The idea of being a Slav.

Many Eastern Europeans are not opposed to Slavery.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Constructive Criticism

Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.

My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Breach

To violate given terms.

He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

Outside Chance

A small probability, but a conceiveable one. Not used when speaking of something far-fetched.

Konerko has an outside chance of hitting 40 again.

by Diggity Monkeez April 4, 2005