Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Put It Up

Put it away. Used south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Whose cell phone is that? Put it up right now!

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Thru

Abbreviation of 'through'. Most commonly used in drive-through lines or highway signs.

DiggityMonkeez: Go thru the tunnel, and exit 17 will be...

ElGrammar: Did you say "through" or "thru"?

DiggityMonkeez: Does it matter? They both sound the same.

ElGrammar: Yeah, but the direction of our conversation hinges on which word you chose.

DiggityMonkeez: OK, OK! I said "thru"! With a 'u'!

ElGrammar: Oh, OK.

by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005

Jamaica

Central American country that attracts a large number of tourists.

I've never been to Jamaica, but I'm still a good person.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Invalid

1) One who is no longer able to use his/her mind.

2) Not effectual; void.

1) The disease turned Marty into an invalid before killing him; we miss him dearly.

2) The ticket is invalid west of the Mississippi, though, so choose carefully.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Literate

Able to read and write in one's native language. The opposite of 'literate' is 'illiterate'.

You're not smart. You're not even literate!

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

Survey

1) A public opinion poll.

2) To measure/inspect.

1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.

2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.

1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Entry

Submission for a collection or contest.

1) Bill was the second-to-last entry in the 20-man Bingo Binge of 2003.

2) This entry comes from Martin, who lives in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

by Diggity Monkeez May 16, 2005