Dinky

Comically small; almost insignificant.

1) Your house looks dinky next to that mansion, Wilson.

2) One dinky screwdriver is the best you can come up with for a birthday present?

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 09, 2005

SAT

The past tense of 'sit'.

I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?

Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 02, 2005

Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Hyper-Sensitive

Used to describe one who is overly concerned with others' opinions regarding him/her. Hyper-sensitive people usually worry that anything someone else says/does expresses dislike for them. In fact, a hyper-sensitive person is so obsessed with others' thoughts that it eats at him/her internally, leading to the person's inability to focus on anything but others' opinions.

Phillip is incredibly hypersensitive- I said "Hello" to him yesterday instead of my usual "Good day", and he thought he had done something to offend me.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Heighth

Instead of saying 'height', a few people use this 'word'.

Firpo: What is the heighth of this building? It's gotta be close to the record.

Morris: I don't think that I'd be going out on a limb by saying that 'heighth' isn't in any dictionaries.

by Diggity Monkeez March 16, 2005