Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Blunder 

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

Blunder by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Peep 

The tiniest emission of sound, oftentimes coming from a human. Mostly used when describing the abscence of noise.

Luke: And so I came home, expecting this big, loud, surprise birthday party, but there wasn't a peep throughout the house!

Morris: So they forgot your birthday?

Luke: No. As it turns out, they threw me a mime party.

Peep by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Mo Allowance 

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

Mo Allowance by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Website 

Anything on the internet, save for(some) pop-up ads.

My personal website is 'diggitymonkeemachine.egg'.

Website by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Race

Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.

I finished third in the twenty-man race.

Race by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Babe 

1) Legendary giant, blue ox who travelled the Great Plains with renowned giant Paul Bunyan.

2) First-ever recorded sheep-herding pig.

3) Baseball player regarded as the greatest ever at his sport.

1) Babe and Paul Bunyan were both giants.

2) After fearing he would be eaten, Babe felt all the more determined to prove his doubters wrong.

3) When Babe joined the Yankees, he had already won three World Series(es?); he went on to win four more.

Babe by Diggity Monkeez April 7, 2005

Have a Knack For

To possess talent in a certain skill.

Who knew that Perry had such a knack for linguistics?

Have a Knack For by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005