Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Grumble

To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.

And so he's still grumbling about being picked off of third two innings ago, and whaddayaknow, he gets picked off again!

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Clout

A very powerful hit.

Leroy still had a black eye from the clout he received from Dennis, the school's resident bully.

Because Tampa Bay won so easily, Durazo's second-inning clout went forgotten by both of the stadium's Devil Ray fans.

by Diggity Monkeez March 29, 2005

Slavery

The idea of being a Slav.

Many Eastern Europeans are not opposed to Slavery.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Bamboozled

Fooled, conned. Often, one who is bamboozled becomes embarrassed.

I've been bamboozled; this sandwich contains the lettuce, ham, and mustard, all right, but the tomatoes are nowehre to be found! This is the last time I ever trade lunches with Brock...

by Diggity Monkeez February 01, 2005