306 definition by Diggity Monkeez

Angry, annoyed; usually caused by someone else (one rarely becomes ticked by a situation). Also called 'ticked off'.
Fred stole my slippers! I'm ticked!
by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

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12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.
I'm usually in school at noon.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

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Disgusting, repulsive, offensive. Often used when referring to odors.
Oh, by the way, the putrid smell you caught a whiff of was my brother cooking. You know, because he can't cook.
by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

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Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"

Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

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A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

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Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.
Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.
by Diggity Monkeez December 14, 2004

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Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.
There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.
by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

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