Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Kim Jong II

An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.

Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Sophisticate

One who is sophisticated.

Classy sophisticates like me use big words in our sentences. Did I say big? I meant polysyllabic. Polysyllabic!

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

ASL

Age, sex, and location. Usually in the form of a question.

Asking for a chatter's ASL lets you know a little about the person you are talking to. However, it is looked down upon by many, who feel that the term is associated with losers who spend all of their time on the internet.

We don't ask for ASLs here- it's an internet cliché.

by Diggity Monkeez August 27, 2005

Stink

1) To smell bad.

2) To be bad.

1) This cabbage stinks.

2) This TV show stinks.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.

Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

Outside Corner

The side of home plate farthest away from the batter. The outside corner is used to determine the strike zone's outer edge.

Eric Gregg's placement of the outside corner was slightly different than those of other umpires.

by Diggity Monkeez April 4, 2005

Articulate

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.

Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.

by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005