Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Fine

1) Not great, but definitely better than average.

2) To force another to pay money for his/her wrongdoing.

1) She'd had better chicken fingers, but told you that his were fine.

2) Randy was fined for his erratic performance with the company.

by Diggity Monkeez May 16, 2005

Toil

To work incredibly hard at a pointless task.

Chaz: Dino wasn't at the ceremony yesterday. Do you know what happened?

Percy: Yeah. He was in the basement, toiling with his Spanish homework.

by Diggity Monkeez May 02, 2005

Old

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

by Diggity Monkeez March 05, 2005

Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005