I was reproached by my Science teacher for the 4 Fs I had received in the semester's first four weeks.
by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005
Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.
Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
My personal website is 'diggitymonkeemachine.egg'.
by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005
The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).
by Diggity Monkeez May 01, 2005
The manmade body of water that provides access to the Pacific Ocean from the Atlantic Ocean to the Carribean Sea without necessitating a trip around Africa or through the near-impenetrable Arctic Ocean.
by Diggity Monkeez April 03, 2005
32nd U.S. president, famous for guiding his country through the Great Depression (with the institution of the programs that made up the New Deal) and the second world war. The only president to be elected to more than two terms, Roosevelt was voted into office four times. He served about one year of his fourth term before dying in office. Many people were unaware of his polio during his presidency. Known as 'FDR'.
by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005
One of the harder 'common' assignments in school, essays are long papers in which the author usually has to prove a point openly stated in the introductory paragraph.
Connor: Going to the mall tongiht?
Donner: Nah. I have a three-page S.A. to write.
Connor: May I help?
Donner: No, thank you.
Donner: Nah. I have a three-page S.A. to write.
Connor: May I help?
Donner: No, thank you.
by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005