Hock

1) To sell, but not in a store.

2) To force mucus into the mouth.

1) He hocked his stereo system to provide for the surgery payment.

2) He hocked a loogie, and spat it toward my face (I ducked.).

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

ASL

Age, sex, and location. Usually in the form of a question.

Asking for a chatter's ASL lets you know a little about the person you are talking to. However, it is looked down upon by many, who feel that the term is associated with losers who spend all of their time on the internet.

We don't ask for ASLs here- it's an internet cliché.

by Diggity Monkeez July 31, 2005

Sporadic

Inconsistent; difficult to predict.

Last year's winter was characterized by sporadic showers followed by long cold spells.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Cartoon

An animated television show. It does not feature real actors, except when using voices.

Cartoons are popular with the children.

by Diggity Monkeez March 26, 2005

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 08, 2005

Potential

Untapped ability to achieve great things.

He's earning mid-B's so far this year, but he has tremendous potential. I think he'll end up with an A if he starts studying.

by Diggity Monkeez February 11, 2005