Diggity Monkeez's definitions

FAO Schwarz

A toy store in New York City that went out of business a couple of years ago. The toys were incredibly expensive but deservedly so. The store was made up of giant sections, devoted to jungle animals, Legos (Legoes?), Star Wars, and candy.

FAO Schwarz was like a giant palace straight out of a child's dream.

by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005

Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Starbucks

A chain of coffee houses frequented by many suburban teens.

Michelle: Oh, man! Starbucks is soooooo cool!

Stephanie: Yeah, they rock!

Michelle: Since when do YOU go to Starbucks? That's MY place!

Stephanie: What do you mean? I've always gone to Starbucks!

Diggity Monkeez: Hey, ladies. I don't drink coffee.

Michelle: Get out of here, juvenile.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Viewers Like You

Why PBS has been able to produce quality television for so long.

'Slackjaw' was brought to you by Guillermo Entertainment and the support of viewers like you.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

'

The apostrophe can:

1) substitute for a word/space in a contraction.

2) show possession when placed at the end of a word and followed by 's', save for words that end in 's' or the word 'its'.

3) be used instead of a 'g' in the progressive tense (is doing, was doing, etc.).

1) He's climbing pretty rapidly.

2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained.

3) I'm checkin' e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 24, 2005

Orful

The only way to describe a mixture of sourcream and The Cheat hair.

Wow, this ice cream is orful.

by Diggity Monkeez May 23, 2005

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005