unternet

Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

trl

A show that believes that people care about celebrities and that music is unimportant by playing about 1/4 of the entire song. It's about as entertaining as excrement (unless the excrement is involved with anything other than the sidewalk/lavatory, eg. on some dumbasses face).

No wonder nobody knows the name of Eminem's band - TRL only plays Eminem's verse in the song "My Band". And everybody watches TRL.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

pseudonym

A nickname used to masquer your identity for privacy reasons or so you won't get caught doing something naughty.

Prince is the singer with the most pseudonyms.

Didda Tinkle is my obscure pseudonym.

by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004