Didda Tinkle's definitions

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

A mighty good web site. He puts the "irate" in "pirate".

So many dumbasses fell for the April Fools joke.

Maddox the Pirate's real name is George.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

to the max

A stupid catch-phrase, only to be used in a time of irony or comic relief.

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Lucid Dreaming

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

crybaby

A stuck-up person who cries about anything because they've never had any true conflict in their entire, spoilt lives. If not, they are usually the kid who is short. Why do all short kids cry? It must be in there JEANS (omg rofl).

Near every short kid in my year has cried at least once for no good reason - usually because they are in trouble for something that is entirely their fault.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

hypothesis

A prediction or educated-guess based on current evidence that is yet to be tested.

I hypothesize that my pants will decend.

It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004