Didda Tinkle's definitions

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

to the limit

Getting crazy-go-nuts, but no more than the restricted amount.

I had to abide by the rules, so I raised the roof to the limit.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

mind bullets

A phrase probably coined by Tenacious D. The phrase appears in the song "Wonder Boy"

My mind-bullets struck him in the artery, causing him to shit his liver out.

by Didda Tinkle July 8, 2004

celebrities

The tards flapping about on MTV, admired by girls aged 11-18 and anyone else with their mobile phone up their ass. Nobody should be obsessed over celebrities and if they are they are either a) a girl or b) a sped.

If you watch E! News, TRL (Total Retard Live) or anything to do with MTV other than programs that actually play music (and Beavis and Butthead - they rule) then you are a turd and should burn.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004