Dickweed McGee's definitions

Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

ideamanship

The act of producing an utterly fucking genius idea seemingly from nowhere.

"Holy shit, vinegar on pizza! That's ideamanship!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

electrodicktivity

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Bass snake

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014