Definitions by Dickweed McGee

Post-wank 

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

Post-wank by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

elephant 

A codeword for the drug ecstasy.

"Hey man, you got any elephant? I'm pretty keen to go on safari soon."

elephant by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

sandwich maker

A drug dealer.

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."

sandwich maker by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

ideamanship

The act of producing an utterly fucking genius idea seemingly from nowhere.

"Holy shit, vinegar on pizza! That's ideamanship!"

ideamanship by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

electrodicktivity 

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

electrodicktivity by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

sober as a sphinx 

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

sober as a sphinx by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Bass snake 

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

Bass snake by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014