ideamanship

The act of producing an utterly fucking genius idea seemingly from nowhere.

"Holy shit, vinegar on pizza! That's ideamanship!"

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.

"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 03, 2014

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