Dick Splash's definitions

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

rag wool

Material made sheep and woven into fine and warm sweaters.

I like rag wool sweaters, 'cos they are warm and you get to fuck the supplier.

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

fucker

Member of a union who whines and complains like a little girl.

Read your job description, fucker.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

tea leaf

A thief.

"Hey, that bastard just tea leafed my wallet".

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003