Dick Picker's definitions

Chromey

What you call someone who is missing a few, or has an excess amount of chromosomes.

Danny McBride: Wassup Chromey?
Victor: isn't his name Serg?
Danny: yeah, but you didn't hear? They tested his ass and apparently he's missing some chromosomes.
Victor: Fuck, I knew it.

by Dick Picker October 20, 2023

Soup Kitchen

Homeless dudes fucking in a Honda with the windows rolled up on a hot as fuck day.

Dow: Serg Manriquez is homeless?
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.

by Dick Picker July 20, 2022

Wang

A slang term for a penis.

Dude! That Jerry guy has three scholongs: two tiny dicks, and a huge wang!

by dick picker December 2, 2017

Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 26, 2023

Snorlando

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.

God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.

by Dick Picker August 30, 2023

Manriquez

Serg's last name.

I heard Sergio Manriquez was a part of that soup kitchen from last night.

by Dick Picker June 24, 2022

Vulnerable

Easily influenced by physical or emotional attacks.

Friend: Serg is extremely vulnerable when it comes to guys.
Other Friend: Yeah Brice has him wrapped around his finger.

by Dick Picker January 13, 2023