Dick Picker's definitions

Soup Kitchen

Homeless dudes fucking in a Honda with the windows rolled up on a hot as fuck day.

Dow: Serg Manriquez is homeless?
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.

by Dick Picker July 20, 2022

Wang

A slang term for a penis.

Dude! That Jerry guy has three scholongs: two tiny dicks, and a huge wang!

by dick picker December 2, 2017

Manriquez

Serg's last name.

I heard Sergio Manriquez was a part of that soup kitchen from last night.

by Dick Picker June 24, 2022

Snorlando

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.

God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.

by Dick Picker August 30, 2023

Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 26, 2023

Chromey

What you call someone who is missing a few, or has an excess amount of chromosomes.

Danny McBride: Wassup Chromey?
Victor: isn't his name Serg?
Danny: yeah, but you didn't hear? They tested his ass and apparently he's missing some chromosomes.
Victor: Fuck, I knew it.

by Dick Picker October 20, 2023

Vulnerable

Easily influenced by physical or emotional attacks.

Friend: Serg is extremely vulnerable when it comes to guys.
Other Friend: Yeah Brice has him wrapped around his finger.

by Dick Picker January 13, 2023