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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Dutch Ear Muffs 

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Dutch Ear Muffs by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Sacky Snack 

When she/he sucks your balls a little bit. Can be a stand alone act or part of an otherwise sloppy blow job.
I was fin da nut so she started with a little sacky snack.

She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.
Sacky Snack by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Clotted Clam by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Lifeless Limb 

Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.

I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.

Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
Lifeless Limb by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Roast Beef Rodeo

Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.
I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.

I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.

As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
Roast Beef Rodeo by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Ass Almonds 

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
Ass Almonds by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Stinging Cough Drop 

Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.

Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.
That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.

I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.
Stinging Cough Drop by Dick Onchin December 8, 2021