Definitions by Dick Onchin
Woodsy Fart
Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.
I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
Woodsy Fart by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021
Dutch Ear Muffs
I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Dutch Ear Muffs by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Sacky Snack
When she/he sucks your balls a little bit. Can be a stand alone act or part of an otherwise sloppy blow job.
I was fin da nut so she started with a little sacky snack.
She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.
She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.
Sacky Snack by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Clotted Clam
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Clotted Clam by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Lifeless Limb
A limp, flaccid penis.
Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
Lifeless Limb by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Roast Beef Rodeo
I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.
As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.
Roast Beef Rodeo by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Ass Almonds
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
Ass Almonds by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021