An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.
Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.
by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021
Get the So 2020 mug.Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Get the Bropussy mug.I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
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I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2020
Get the Anchovy Paste mug.When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.
Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.
by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020
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The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
by Dick Onchin March 04, 2021
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