She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021
by Dick Onchin September 04, 2020
Wanking off so much during your kungflu lockdown you reach that final jerk dry busting leaving the balls empty and sore as fuck.
My roommate finally did the corona dust buster last night. He’s been using an ice pack all day watching Netflix.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
When your getting some sick, toe curling head and she edges you for over an hour. Building up a sack load of nut, you finally bust and your load erupts in thick, copious, intermittent ropes of jizz. One rope after another blasting like a Roman candle on the 4th of July.
Rachel was giving me some intense, sick ass head last night. She would edge me to the brink and let go. I had built up a massive load of my custard when she finally worked me to completion causing my roman ropes to blast one by one across her smiling hungry face.
by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.
At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 06, 2020