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I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Get the Vein Drainage mug.A sex partner, usually a FWB, that you only allow to rail you from the back. Avoids eye contact, desire to kiss and limits the risk of intimacy and feelings. Keeps it all in the physical realm of pure pleasure only.
Anytime I get horny I just call my back buddy. He rails, nuts and leaves.
My back buddy really railed me food. My ass is still gaping.
My back buddy really railed me food. My ass is still gaping.
by Dick Onchin December 1, 2020
Get the Back Buddy mug.The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.
I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
Get the Anchovy Paste mug.Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
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1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.
2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.
3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.
That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020
Get the Packing Beef mug.My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.
I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
Get the Halo Cheese mug.When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
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