Definitions by Dick Onchin

Dog Cheese 

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

Dog Cheese by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Covidhole 

When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.

Rachel’s got the covidhole so guess I’ll
be beating the dog for the next couple days.

Covidhole by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Chem-Nut 

Acidic-like male semen caused by a diet of basically nothing but Takis and Mountain Dew.

I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.

Chem-Nut by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Corona Dust Buster 

Wanking off so much during your kungflu lockdown you reach that final jerk dry busting leaving the balls empty and sore as fuck.

My roommate finally did the corona dust buster last night. He’s been using an ice pack all day watching Netflix.

Corona Dust Buster by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Bust Vein 

Bust a fat nut. Cum, nut, jizz. By sex or masturbation. Also break vein, broke vein are used interchangeably.

I’m headed home to watch porn and bust vein.

Imma bout to bust vein bitch.

He unloaded a bust vein in me.

Bust Vein by Dick Onchin January 24, 2020