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Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
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Puckering Tulip

I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.

The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.

I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.

My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
by Dick Onchin July 3, 2021
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80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.
I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021
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