Cockrhoid

A cock with a protruding, bulging blood vein like a thrombosed anal hemorrhoid.
While my cockrhoid looks rather freakish, she didn’t mind cause it was pounding her g spot like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
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A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
by Dick Onchin May 08, 2021
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