Dick Onchin's definitions

Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

Chicken Mud

The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.

He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.

His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.

My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.

by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020

Blow the Back Out

Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.

Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.

My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.

by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020

Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.

I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.

That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Rocket Rimmer

A dude that busts his nut and explodes like a rocket just as he pushes past the rim of the pussy or ass. A one pump chump.

I was hopping to get my cheeks clapped good last night but he turned out to be a rocket rimmer.

by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020

Saw Jawed

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.

My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.

by Dick Onchin June 4, 2020