When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
by Dick Onchin May 07, 2020
Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.
by Dick Onchin May 03, 2020
I thought her eyes were going to pop out as I pushed the old gagsteak down her esophagus.
My balls were coated in saliva and his gasps for air during last night’s skull fucking with my gagsteak was ever so satisfying.
My balls were coated in saliva and his gasps for air during last night’s skull fucking with my gagsteak was ever so satisfying.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
Akin to Bubblegum Pink, but when she’s been railed so hard it looks like a wad of pink big leave chew.
My foot fan asked me if it was bubblegum pink. I said not since I got railed by my landlord last night. After paying for my rent, he left me Big League Chew Pink.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2023
That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.
Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Rachel went wild last night when I started snouting her. Her pucker spot was quivering.
I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
by Dick Onchin September 04, 2020