An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.
I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
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Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
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Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
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Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
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I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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