Dick Onchin's definitions
Damn my cootchie is on Fire. I got the rainbow rash. Me too.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
Get the Rainbow Rashmug. When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
Get the Covidholemug. That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.
Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
Get the Rail Fudgemug. Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
Get the Texas Wet Wipemug. When the male scrotum clings to the inner thighs like stretched taffy during those hot, humid, lazy, hazy days of summer.
Man I got the the summer sick. I’m chafing like a MOFO!
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
Get the Summer Stickmug. I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021
Get the Brew the Beanmug. After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Get the Nuke Nutmug.