Definitions by Dick Onchin
Fresh Favorite
I was raging wood so the old lady pulled off and gave me a fresh favorite.
The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.
My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.
The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.
My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.
Fresh Favorite by Dick Onchin March 7, 2022
Himalayan Cork
I took a Himalayan cork last night.
I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.
I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.
Himalayan Cork by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
Onion Broth
Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Onion Broth by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
Wet Tamale
Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.
I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.
I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.
Wet Tamale by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
Toke n’ Poke
Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
Toke n’ Poke by Dick Onchin January 28, 2022
Constipation Stroke
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Constipation Stroke by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Ring Butter
That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
Ring Butter by Dick Onchin January 9, 2022