Dewit's definitions

Spamtastic

This word can be used in several ways.

1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.

2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.

3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".

1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!

2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".

3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!

by Dewit May 21, 2009

Super Shit

A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.

This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.

Everyone leave, I have to take a super shit... NOW!

by Dewit May 27, 2009

911

1.) A number you call in an emergency and ONLY in an emergency!!!

- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house

However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)

2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.

3.) Also refers to September 11th.

1.) 911: 911, whats your emergency?
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...

2.) A 911 porche.

3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)

by Dewit June 4, 2009

Hauser

The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.

Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.

Matt: Goddamn me mother-in-law is fucking anoying! I'm going to Hauser for the weekend. Later

by Dewit June 6, 2009

CBS

Cocking Bull Story

Corrupt Bull Shit

Can't Be Serious

Could Be Sued

Creative But Stupid

CBS can't be trusted.

by Dewit May 19, 2009

Anticapitalizer

A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.

It also drives us perfectionists insane.

CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."

Sincerely,

Bob Banker - CEO

Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"

kiss my a$$

dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag

by Dewit May 22, 2009

Spokane

Spokane is a city in eastern Washington with just over 200,000 citizens. The weather is nice and sunny in the summer, nice in cool in the winter, and we have one of the cleanest aquafiers in the world. Spokane may sound like a nice place, but there are parts of town that you should not even consider driving through, such as Hillyard, where you can't walk one city block without seeing a 12 year old buying meth from a school teacher. There are other parts of town, such as the south hill, where every prisy rich bitch buys their morning Starbucks before heading for the gym. In gerneral, Spokane is like any other american city.

Screw Spokane, go live in Seattle.

by Dewit April 13, 2009