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Columbia Tower

The Columbia Tower is the tallest building in Seattle, Washington, and the 20th tallest in the nation.

It is a nice glossy black building, and reaches a hight of 76 stories. The 73rd floor is open for public viewing on weekdays, with a nearly 360 degree view of the Seattle area, and surrounding areas. The top floor is reserved for members of the Columbia Club, where they have their own restaurant, lounge, and other cool stuff.

The Columbia Tower is mostly for office use for different company's including Amazon.com.
Mike: That building is so tall.

Matt: Hell ya, its the Columbia Tower!
by Dewit May 23, 2009
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Runescape

A very addicting game on the internet. There is no clear goal or point in the game, all you really do is try to get as much experience in each skill as you can, and wear nice expensive rune or dragon armor. Runescape consists of a free world, which is not very large, and a member’s world which is gigantic, and includes more weapons, armor, items, skills, ect. It's only $5 a month to be a member.

There seems to be some competition between Runescape and World of Warcraft (WOW), in which most of the people you talk to will say WOW is better. However, WOW is somewhere around $15 a month, there is no "free server" (As far as I know, please correct me if I'm wrong) and takes up a ton of memory on your computer. Runescape seems to be the better alternative because you don't have to go to the store and buy expansion packs for it, and you can play for free if you choose.

One big problem with Runescape is that many people create what I call “Auto Noobs”, which are accounts that people make that repeat the same task over, and over, and over again all day long without anyone having to control it. People do this to make millions without having to lift a finger, and it’s really annoying. They are easy to spot, they are almost always very generic, tan shirt, green pants, black hair, and usually under level 5.

I advise you never start playing because you won’t be able to stop. Before you know it, you and your kids will call into school and work with ridiculous excuses just so you can play Runescape all day, and let your brains rot for the Hulu aliens to eat.
Matt: "Well, it's time to go to work, but I really want to play Runescape."

Matt calls in sick.

Matt: "Hello boss, I'm afraid I can't come into work today, me and my family were in a terrible plane crash. My whole family is dead, and I'm now a vegetable. See you tomorrow."

Meanwhile, the Hulu aliens slowy eat the reamins of his brain which rotted away from the many hours and hours of Runescape it had to deal with.
by Dewit April 22, 2009
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Anticapitalizer

A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.

It also drives us perfectionists insane.
CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."

Sincerely,

Bob Banker - CEO

Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"

kiss my a$$

dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag
by Dewit May 23, 2009
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Urban Dictionary Fever

When a person does absolutely nothing but look at definitions on Urban Dictionary. There is no cure for Urban Dictionary Fever; the infected suffer until they pass out from dehydration or exhaustion. (They also tend to soil themselves because they don’t get up to go to the bathroom.)
Mike: Dude, all Jason’s been doing for the last 14 hours is reading definitions on Urban Dictionary, and he smells like shit.

Matt: I think he has Urban Dictionary Fever.

Mike: Sick dude.
by Dewit May 15, 2009
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*

If you see this BEWARE. This is the ultimate warning sign that your about to get a bag pulled over your head. (Scamed)
Page reads: WIN A FREE IPOD TOUCH!* Call 1-866-ITS-FREE

Hank: Sweet! I'm calling in for that!

At bottom of page in size 3 font:

*Calling this number will give us your phone number, address, social security number, and E-mail so we can send you spam mail and haunt you for the rest of your living days. Ipod not included.
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Spamtastic

This word can be used in several ways.

1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.

2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.

3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!

2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".

3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
by Dewit May 20, 2009
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