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Columbia Tower

The Columbia Tower is the tallest building in Seattle, Washington, and the 20th tallest in the nation.

It is a nice glossy black building, and reaches a hight of 76 stories. The 73rd floor is open for public viewing on weekdays, with a nearly 360 degree view of the Seattle area, and surrounding areas. The top floor is reserved for members of the Columbia Club, where they have their own restaurant, lounge, and other cool stuff.

The Columbia Tower is mostly for office use for different company's including Amazon.com.
Mike: That building is so tall.

Matt: Hell ya, its the Columbia Tower!
by Dewit May 22, 2009
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Spamtastic

This word can be used in several ways.

1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.

2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.

3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!

2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".

3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
by Dewit May 21, 2009
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Rap

The "C" is silent. Next to operas and symphony's, its the worst music in the world.
Person 01: This music is crap!

Person 02: Actually, the C is silent, it pronounced "Rap".
by Dewit May 22, 2009
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Super Shit

A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.

This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
Everyone leave, I have to take a super shit... NOW!
by Dewit May 27, 2009
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Spokane

Spokane is a city in eastern Washington with just over 200,000 citizens. The weather is nice and sunny in the summer, nice in cool in the winter, and we have one of the cleanest aquafiers in the world. Spokane may sound like a nice place, but there are parts of town that you should not even consider driving through, such as Hillyard, where you can't walk one city block without seeing a 12 year old buying meth from a school teacher. There are other parts of town, such as the south hill, where every prisy rich bitch buys their morning Starbucks before heading for the gym. In gerneral, Spokane is like any other american city.
Screw Spokane, go live in Seattle.
by Dewit April 13, 2009
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Runescape

A very addicting game on the internet. There is no clear goal or point in the game, all you really do is try to get as much experience in each skill as you can, and wear nice expensive rune or dragon armor. Runescape consists of a free world, which is not very large, and a member’s world which is gigantic, and includes more weapons, armor, items, skills, ect. It's only $5 a month to be a member.

There seems to be some competition between Runescape and World of Warcraft (WOW), in which most of the people you talk to will say WOW is better. However, WOW is somewhere around $15 a month, there is no "free server" (As far as I know, please correct me if I'm wrong) and takes up a ton of memory on your computer. Runescape seems to be the better alternative because you don't have to go to the store and buy expansion packs for it, and you can play for free if you choose.

One big problem with Runescape is that many people create what I call “Auto Noobs”, which are accounts that people make that repeat the same task over, and over, and over again all day long without anyone having to control it. People do this to make millions without having to lift a finger, and it’s really annoying. They are easy to spot, they are almost always very generic, tan shirt, green pants, black hair, and usually under level 5.

I advise you never start playing because you won’t be able to stop. Before you know it, you and your kids will call into school and work with ridiculous excuses just so you can play Runescape all day, and let your brains rot for the Hulu aliens to eat.
Matt: "Well, it's time to go to work, but I really want to play Runescape."

Matt calls in sick.

Matt: "Hello boss, I'm afraid I can't come into work today, me and my family were in a terrible plane crash. My whole family is dead, and I'm now a vegetable. See you tomorrow."

Meanwhile, the Hulu aliens slowy eat the reamins of his brain which rotted away from the many hours and hours of Runescape it had to deal with.
by Dewit April 22, 2009
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ABC

Another Bitchy Chick

Always Bring Chips

Already Been Chewed

Always Been Corrupt

Always Been Cheap
Don't watch ABC, they have always been corrupt and cheap.
by Dewit May 19, 2009
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