Dewit's definitions
A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Super Shitmug. Gamerscore is a way of measuring a gamer’s progress of games on the Xbox 360. Games award you with various achievements for completing certain tasks (i.e. kill 10 enemy’s in 10 seconds gives you 50 gamerscore).
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
I saw someone on Xbox Live who had a gamerscore of 110,000, and couldn't believe that someone could possibly have that much spare time.
by Dewit October 5, 2009
Get the Gamerscoremug. Depending on who you are, this is either one; the greatest game console ever, or two; a piece of shit. The 360 is a good game console, and is financially a better choice that the PS3 considering that its a hundred bucks cheaper. On the down side, it has cooling problems, which can lead to the Red Ring of Death.
Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish.
The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses.
Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.
Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish.
The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses.
Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.
Tim: Wanna play Halo 3?
Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week!
Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new!
Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week!
Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new!
by Dewit June 27, 2009
Get the Xbox 360mug. A certain word or code that people use to keep other people out of their shit. Alot of people are stupid and use their user name or thier own name, or even the word "password". Passwords tend to work about 70% of the time, but some crafty assholes can get past easier ones.
Welcome to YourSocialSecurityNumberAndAll OtherInformationYouWouldn'tAnyoneToHave.com
PLEASE ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD:
Jimmy: "Ha, no one will ever discover my password."
Jimmy's Username and Password:
USERNAME: Jimmysshit001
PASSWORD: Jimmy
I don't know about Jimmy, but good luck trying to find out my password.
PLEASE ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD:
Jimmy: "Ha, no one will ever discover my password."
Jimmy's Username and Password:
USERNAME: Jimmysshit001
PASSWORD: Jimmy
I don't know about Jimmy, but good luck trying to find out my password.
by Dewit April 28, 2009
Get the Passwordmug. The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
by Dewit June 6, 2009
Get the Hausermug. A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.
It also drives us perfectionists insane.
It also drives us perfectionists insane.
CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."
Sincerely,
Bob Banker - CEO
Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"
kiss my a$$
dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag
Sincerely,
Bob Banker - CEO
Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"
kiss my a$$
dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag
by Dewit May 22, 2009
Get the Anticapitalizermug. 1.) A number you call in an emergency and ONLY in an emergency!!!
- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house
However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)
2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.
3.) Also refers to September 11th.
- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house
However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)
2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.
3.) Also refers to September 11th.
1.) 911: 911, whats your emergency?
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...
2.) A 911 porche.
3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...
2.) A 911 porche.
3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
by Dewit June 4, 2009
Get the 911mug.