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NBC

Never Been Caught

No-Body Cares

Nothing But Crap

Nothing But Cleavage

Nico Bellic's Cool
by Dewit May 19, 2009
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Spamtastic

This word can be used in several ways.

1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.

2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.

3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!

2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".

3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
by Dewit May 21, 2009
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Rap

The "C" is silent. Next to operas and symphony's, its the worst music in the world.
Person 01: This music is crap!

Person 02: Actually, the C is silent, it pronounced "Rap".
by Dewit May 22, 2009
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Columbia Tower

The Columbia Tower is the tallest building in Seattle, Washington, and the 20th tallest in the nation.

It is a nice glossy black building, and reaches a hight of 76 stories. The 73rd floor is open for public viewing on weekdays, with a nearly 360 degree view of the Seattle area, and surrounding areas. The top floor is reserved for members of the Columbia Club, where they have their own restaurant, lounge, and other cool stuff.

The Columbia Tower is mostly for office use for different company's including Amazon.com.
Mike: That building is so tall.

Matt: Hell ya, its the Columbia Tower!
by Dewit May 22, 2009
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Anticapitalizer

A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.

It also drives us perfectionists insane.
CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."

Sincerely,

Bob Banker - CEO

Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"

kiss my a$$

dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag
by Dewit May 22, 2009
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Jopid

Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.
Examples of a Jopid:

I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.

Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
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Super Shit

A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.

This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
Everyone leave, I have to take a super shit... NOW!
by Dewit May 27, 2009
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